Disney: That Bad Ex I Can’t Stop Texting

You know the type. They treat you like crap: always making you wait, making you feel emotionally and physically awful, making you spend a shitton of money, making you fight with your family…but you just can’t. Stay. Away. My love for all things Disney is well-known. I can sing pretty much every Disney Princess song verbatim, I own waaaaaay more Disney merch than any one … Continue reading Disney: That Bad Ex I Can’t Stop Texting

How “Tangled” Got Me Through My College Career

All of the people that are graduating this month are making me nostalgic for my college days, so I wanted to write this week about my college career. And there was just no way to do that without talking about the movie “Tangled.” Congratulations to the class of 2019! It’s no secret that I’m a Disney-phile. I love the parks, the costumes, the movies, all … Continue reading How “Tangled” Got Me Through My College Career

Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?

For those of you who have never been to Disney (or who have and have not had the pleasure of going on this ride), Spaceship Earth is the ride inside of the geodesic sphere near the entrance of the Epcot park. If that doesn’t help, the geodesic sphere is the thing that kinda looks like a big, sexy golf ball. Some of you may be … Continue reading Has Anyone Ever Ridden Spaceship Earth and Not Gotten Stuck?

Closet Cosplay. The Best Part of Being an Adult on Halloween.

Halloween falls on a Wednesday this year, so I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to write a Halloween-themed blog post for you all…finally, something exciting to read while handing out candy to children who trample all over your lawn. Enjoy! That’s right, today is the day that you all plan for all year round. It’s time to eat stuff that looks like body … Continue reading Closet Cosplay. The Best Part of Being an Adult on Halloween.