It’s no secret that it’s basically impossible to be fully prepared for adulthood. We’re fumbling through it like our parents did and their parents before them. Sure, we knew that we would have to “be financially independent” and “clean up after ourselves...” But I was really unprepared for what growing up would do to...my body. … Continue reading The Aging Human Body
They said we had to adult. They said we had to do all of the things. They said we had to wash all of our clothes after doing all of the things in them. Then we laughed and invented: The Chair. ...or rather, since leaving college, it’s more like “the ball of clothes on the … Continue reading “The Chair”
I like patterns. I’ve always been good at finding themes and patterns in the world. And as such, I’ve learned a very important rule of the universe: HUMANS DEFY ALL PATTERNS. Yup, as someone who has struggled with empathy her entire life and who searches for patterns in everything, I’ve found humans to be totally … Continue reading Introverted Extrovert
Do you often find yourself confused in yoga class? Do you feel discouraged because you don't understand anything that the instructor is saying, even though everyone else seems to? Why is everyone lying on the ground? You want me to put my arm where? I keep hearing them say something about dogs. Are there dogs … Continue reading Yoga Terminology: Explained by a Sassy Semi-Beginner
Adulting is kind of the worst. You wake up just in time to leave for your job (or you wake up early like a freak to make breakfast or something else crazy), you commute to work for forever, you work for forever, then you commute back home for forever, leaving you just enough energy to … Continue reading Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Dancing in the Bathroom…
In college, I was the classic definition of overworked and underpaid. And I loved every second of it. From my sophomore year on, I never held less than three jobs at a time. I was double majoring (as well as minoring) in different subjects with no overlapping courses, I joined a sorority, I was a … Continue reading The Beauty That Is: The Side Hustle
So I think there’s enough literature out there about how awful dating is and how online dating especially is worse than getting root canal and getting your eyes clawed out by a tiger while your great Aunt Sue comments on how chubby you’ve gotten. So this may come as a shock to you...I actually enjoy … Continue reading Am I the Only One Who Actually Enjoys Dating?